Come back here, son
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
Ḧ̗̜̘́̎̅E̙͙͇̍̌͠ ̣͕͈̋̐̇S̡̟̪̅̋̅Ȩ̧̣̄̀̍Ě̡̲̤͐͒S͙̲̲̽̿͠ ̲̤͙̇̔͑Ẏ̠̼̻͒̊Ö̧̥̠́̈́̄U̧͇̙̓͐̈́ ͚̖̑̂̃͜W̲̬̉̕̚͜H̝̞̳̿̅͘Ę̛͍̟̍̑N̯̞̹̽̃̚ ̛̭͔̩͒̇Ỷ͔͔̲̾͠O̻͇͈̎͗̚Ü̢͔͕̑͠’̼̖̦͗̊̄R̖̪͇̉͂͌É͈̞̻̐̾ ̧͈̂́̕ͅS̗̻̳̓̀̍L͈̋̋͜͝ͅȨ̥̺̇̒̿E̹͎̲͋̕͝P̡̬̮̓̄̌I̱̦͓͒̌̓N̼̩̝̎͒̒G̣̹̺͌́̀
SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING
i cant believe im hesitating making this post but
if someone has a comfort object, like a blanket or a stuffed animal or anythign that they have to sleep with in order to make them feel secure or positive, don’t fucking make fun of them. i don’t care where it is or why you feel that it’s funny or childish, but don’t make fun of them.
god shinji he said he wanted to have some tea not suck your dick
shinji knows whats up
This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
Look at these alligators. They’re in Santa costumes.
The second one in the third picture looks so displeased, yet adorable.
and for the really talented
Oh no adorable
YES THIS IS GOOD
Jokerlia: Easy, we kill the Zubatman.
Chimcharley Quinn: But boss, there’s like, millions of them!
Jokerlia: … noted.
I CAN’T DEAL WITH SKITTY PRYDE
DEAD FROM CUTE NOW O.O